After reading my blog the other day, my mom said something along the lines of ..."You might be alienating your readers due to your non-stop bragging about your genius baby." (paraphrasing)
I assured her that my dear readers can pick up on sarcasm and surely realize my baby can't really talk or stand on his own. But...
In the event that you didn't pick up on that...I am only kidding. I just wanted to be one of those mothers who posts all the amazing stuff their baby does, when in actuality their baby just drools, laughs, drools, poops, drools, eats, drools, sleeps.
Sorry for the alienation. It won't happen again. Probably.
You forgot "rips giant farts" and "raspberries at random moments" and "drools some more."
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